It’s always the exact same pattern. I meet guy, guy becomes enamored and convinces me he is crazy about me, I start to actually like him and get passed my reservations, guy deals with me for a few months and then dips. I just feel too old and tired to cycle through this routine, which is probably sad given I’m not even 30yrs old yet. Maybe I’m too exhausted in all other areas of life, but at this point I’m pretty convinced no man in the world can inspire me to attempt dating again. Continue reading Meh
I love changing someone’s name in my phone to something along the lines of “fuck no” or “nope” or “skeeze” … Continue reading It was nice to, nice to, know ya….
I think as women we are so communicative, it is incredibly difficult to enact the power within silence. Whereas men, I think, respond so profoundly to effectively ignoring. It is crazy difficult to do too. In emotional moments, I think we all just want to express our point and be done with it but not saying anything can truly be the most powerful. Continue reading I Ain’t Sorry
This title may be deceiving, as I’m about to talk about people that aren’t actually strangers, and this event doesn’t necessarily have to occur on the street (it very easily could occur at a bar, a game, or the store). I’m talking about those moments when you run into someone you have slept with, and you both pretend you don’t know each other. Continue reading Street Strangers
I started noticing last weekend that people from the past were crawling out of the woodwork in droves. Initially, I thought maybe it was the change of the season, but with this Mercury in retrograde thing, I’m not sure what to think. Continue reading Spring has them Sprung
Men are skeezy. Professional athletes and entertainers are skeezy times a thousand. Sure, there are exceptions to every rule, but on average I think most know this to be true.
Due to this, I’ve always been, romantically, very anti-athlete, in spite of being a bit of a sports fanatic. Continue reading Little Leaguers (Men in Sports)
Therefore, at this moment, my current mood towards dating and men is one of: stick your dick in a light socket, do whatever you wanna do, IDGAF. Literally zero were given that day, and that day is today.
Continue reading Stick your d*ck in a light socket…